Salmon Aficionado Prints

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Careful Suzie, don't get too fresh. They might try to follow us upstream!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Jurassic Pork

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Civilized Salmon

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Platter confusion.

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"This place could use a moat!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Mermaid spawning time.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'