Satirical Salmon Admirer Prints

Civilized Salmon

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Hot cross buns

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Shakespearean Celebrity Endorsements

A Gated Community.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Football heads...

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'