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"We thought we'd put in the details later."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"I got it in the sales."

Last Chance for Everything.

Seeing progression motivates.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.