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"We thought we'd put in the details later."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Last Chance for Everything.

"I got it in the sales."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I am in training for the sales."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'