Salary Striver Gifts

GP pay award wheel.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Mohamed Salah

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

King Pin

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Bowling ball head.

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'Steeee-rike three!'

Goal

'I want to discuss my salary!'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

The struggle for a decent payment.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I'd like a 150% rise."