Salary Striver Pillows

GP pay award wheel.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

King Pin

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Bowling ball head.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Goal

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Steeee-rike three!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

The struggle for a decent payment.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'No, we haven't made a decision on your promotion. We're still looking for a reason to deny it.'