Success Striver Gifts

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Upward Progress

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

The rope to success.

Boom

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Gloat

Tenacity trumps everything!

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Jumping Man

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

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