Salary Day Gifts

"Casual Payday."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Late/Too Late.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Something just didn't add up."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

I drive, therefore I am.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

Education Guidance

The History Teacher

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"