Equal Pay Day Gifts

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"Shame about the ovaries..."

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

"You'd be the perfect man for the job if you weren't unfortunately. . . a woman!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Casual Payday."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Women's day - 'work'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Women Possibilities

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

"We need to hire more women."

Waiting for the Phone to Ring