Salad Making Gifts

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"Cactus leaves, chayote squash, or tomatillos?"

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

'My fellow rabbits, I bring you... Dressing!'

Ranch Dressing

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Diet considerations.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"More croutons, sir?"

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Free salad bar.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.