Sahara Superfan Pillows

Sparkling Water

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Camel'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'I just washed my mane and I can't do anything with it.'

"I'm not worried about outrunning the tiger, just making sure I outrun you!"

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"He can't stop digressing."

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"I prefer a slow gnu's day."