Sahara Supporter Pillows

'Camel'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Sparkling Water

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Rainbow Quartet

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Things I love about Powell River...

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Intolerable

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Myanmar coup

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

John Prescott

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Queen reigning.

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Defensive EU