Sahara Supporter Gifts

'Camel'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Sparkling Water

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Rainbow Quartet

Things I love about Powell River...

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Myanmar coup

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

John Prescott

Queen reigning.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

Defensive EU

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Teacher's Workroom.