Sahara Superfan Prints

Sparkling Water

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Camel'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Die-hard soccer moms.

Soccer Fans.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

"It's not the first time this cartoonist has struck, Watson. I've seen this signature before."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"I'm not worried about outrunning the tiger, just making sure I outrun you!"

'I just washed my mane and I can't do anything with it.'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"He can't stop digressing."

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"I prefer a slow gnu's day."

'Darren always has to go one better.'