Superfan Extraordinaire Pillows

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Star Wars convention...

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Soccer Fans.

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"He can't stop digressing."