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"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Love.

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Star Wars convention...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Die-hard soccer moms.

Soccer Fans.

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Darren always has to go one better.'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."