Safari Superstar Pillows

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

Sparkling Water

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

Giraffe Selfie

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Thug life on safari.

Zoo animals.

Jumping cheerleaders

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Giraffe Portrait

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'