Safari Superstar Gifts

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

Sparkling Water

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Thug life on safari.

Elephant ass selfie.

Giraffe Portrait

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"