Safari Star Gifts

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Eat me"

Giraffe Selfie

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Elephant ass selfie.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.