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Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Elephant ass selfie.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Giraffe Portrait

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.