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'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Wild Cow.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'