Safari Dreamers Prints

Kitty Litter of the Great African Plain.

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Wild Cow.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'