Safari Dreamer Prints

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

'Ten down, sixty-three across looks easy.'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

"Me and some the guys figured we'd go on vacation until this whole ecosystem thing balances out. What d'ya think?"

"Listen, it's hot and I'm tired and they look really energetic. I say we go snooze under the tree and hope that tomorrow is a slow gnus day."

"Boy it's hot, and the water is so inviting, isn't it?"

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Mum, Dad, I've made my first kill!'

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'My parents hoped I'd become a doctor.'

'Know what I miss about the jungle? Remember those little birds that used to sit on our backs?'

Wild Cow.

'Ok, time to think ... I run and it's a stampede and we're all fair game. On the other hand, I can walk away slowly and get a headstart on the herd ... or at least on fat boy over there.'

'So far I haven't seen a thing.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

(Camel paintings)

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

Tourists in Egypt

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Painting taking root...

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Lounging by the pool