Safari Dreamer Mugs

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

'Ten down, sixty-three across looks easy.'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

"Me and some the guys figured we'd go on vacation until this whole ecosystem thing balances out. What d'ya think?"

"Listen, it's hot and I'm tired and they look really energetic. I say we go snooze under the tree and hope that tomorrow is a slow gnus day."

"Boy it's hot, and the water is so inviting, isn't it?"

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Mum, Dad, I've made my first kill!'

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'My parents hoped I'd become a doctor.'

'Know what I miss about the jungle? Remember those little birds that used to sit on our backs?'

Wild Cow.

'Ok, time to think ... I run and it's a stampede and we're all fair game. On the other hand, I can walk away slowly and get a headstart on the herd ... or at least on fat boy over there.'

'So far I haven't seen a thing.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

(Camel paintings)

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Look, a bug!"

Painting taking root...

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Eat me"

Tourists in Egypt

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"