Safari Fan T-Shirts

'You outrun them, I outwit them!'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I just washed my mane and I can't do anything with it.'

"I prefer a slow gnu's day."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

Sparkling Water

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Giraffe Selfie

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Eat me"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Elephant ass selfie.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Giraffe Portrait

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Thug life on safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'