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'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'