Safari Supporter Mugs

'Best lookout we've ever had ..!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'White meat or dark?'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'