Safari Fan Mugs

'You outrun them, I outwit them!'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I just washed my mane and I can't do anything with it.'

"I prefer a slow gnu's day."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

Sparkling Water

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Elephant ass selfie.

Thug life on safari.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zoo animals.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'