Safari Admirer Mugs

Monkey covering part of a 'Do not feed the animals' sign.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Zoo animals.

Squirrel on the beach

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Thug life on safari.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

You are what you eat!

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.