Safari Gifts

Lawyer-Country Safari

"You weren't supposed to see this."

Zebra Crossing

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

'He got game.'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"

Good Gnus-Bad Gnus

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"Make it look like natural selection."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'

'Probably best not to get involved.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I don't get it."

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'Are they friendly?'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

He couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about the animals in the new safari park that made Walt suspicious.

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

"Can I get you something to eat?"

King of the Jungle

'So this is human hide...'

'Anybody bring some catsup?'