Safari Gifts

"You weren't supposed to see this."

Lawyer-Country Safari

Zebra Crossing

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

'He got game.'

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

"Make it look like natural selection."

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Good Gnus-Bad Gnus

'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'Are they friendly?'

"I don't get it."

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

'Probably best not to get involved.'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'How many times do I have to tell you to turn off your mobile phone when we're hunting?!'

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

King of the Jungle

"Can I get you something to eat?"

"Another animal rights campaginer!!"

"No, we're not there yet! Can't you see we're being delayed?!"

'Humph! Geeks.'

"The reason they are called lions son, is becuase they are always 'lion' around."

'So this is human hide...'