Safari Survivor Gifts

'Mind if we play through?'

Vlad the Impala

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Zoo animals.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Wild Cow.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"And that's why you go on safari."