Safari Survivor Prints

'Mind if we play through?'

Vlad the Impala

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Wild Cow.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"