Safety Zelot Gifts

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"5...4...3...2..."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Mash-Test Dummies.

Halloween health & safety.

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

A 'failed' brake check!

Canadian Zoom

Think Zero Defects

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

Dalai Lama

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'