Safety Zelot Gifts

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"5...4...3...2..."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Mash-Test Dummies.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Halloween health & safety.

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Canadian Zoom

A 'failed' brake check!

Think Zero Defects

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

Dalai Lama

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

Where airbags should be.