Safety Planning Gifts

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Are we aging in place?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Worry tank

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'