Safety Planning Prints

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Are we aging in place?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Looks like we found the issue."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man using to much bug spray

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Worry tank