Safety Instructor Fan Gifts

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Sand danger

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Password?

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Crash Test Smartie

Air Bag.