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"What other tricks does he need?"

Sand danger

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Password?

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Crash Test Smartie

Air Bag.

Vacuum salesman has accidentally sucked up the baby during a demo - '...And now let me demonstrate the incredible suction power of the Supa-Vac...'