Safety Firster Pillows

Examine the tires...

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Contagious Diseases.

'Never shoot straight up.'

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'He swallowed a warning label!'

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'