Safety First Crew Pillows

If you value your life, install a smoke detector on every floor!

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Contagious Diseases.

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

"Mom is an ER nurse."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'