Safety First Pioneer Pillows

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Contagious Diseases.

Climate Change Contingency House

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

Stun-gun target practice.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

"Mom is an ER nurse."

Fasten your seatbelts