Safety First Adventurer Pillows

'Something's come up that isn't covered in the security guard's handbook.'

A skier keeps a parachute for a steep slope.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

First aid departments

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'I know just how you feel.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Contagious Diseases.

'Never shoot straight up.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'He swallowed a warning label!'

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players