Safety Firster Gifts

Examine the tires...

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Contagious Diseases.

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."