Safari Cook Gifts

Cannibal recipes.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

Giraffe Selfie

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Elephant ass selfie.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Giraffe Portrait

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"