Safari Humor Seeker Gifts

Genetic Laxity - Albino Zebra.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Eat me"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Beware of the frog"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Coronavirus Waves

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Quality Control

How to win friends and Influenza People.