Safari Humor Seeker Prints

Genetic Laxity - Albino Zebra.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Look, a bug!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Beware of the frog"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Coronavirus Waves

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Quality Control

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."