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Cannibal recipes.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Eat me"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Giraffe Selfie

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Giraffe Portrait

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo animals.

Elephant ass selfie.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Thug life on safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"