Sacred Text Protector Pillows

Safer Torah

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

Meet the Author

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Hope and ______

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Hidden Facebook Features

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."