Sacred Text Protector Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who treasures their sacred texts and values their spiritual journey? Our collection combines reverence with humor and clever design, making it perfect for devotees who appreciate a lighthearted twist. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these items honor their faith while bringing a smile. Ideal for those who see their sacred texts not just as spiritual guides but as sources of daily inspiration and humor.

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Safer Torah

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?" mockup

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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Privacy Conference Security

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'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

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Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour). mockup

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

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Privacy - Surveillance

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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'More government surveillance!'

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?" mockup

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand." mockup

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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Statue of Security

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Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother mockup

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

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"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise." mockup

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

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Meet the Author

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"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?" mockup

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence." mockup

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?' mockup

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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Domestic Spying Drones

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It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down mockup

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

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"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this." mockup

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

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"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours." mockup

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

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"I only told a few friends."

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"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password." mockup

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

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Hidden Facebook Features

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?' mockup

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

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'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.' mockup

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

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Sacred Text Protector Gifts Collection

Sacred Text Protector Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate the sacred text protector? Check out our collection of mugs for a daily dose of faith and humor.

Sacred Text Protector Pillows

Bring faith and fun into your space with pillows featuring themes of sacred text protection, perfect for believers with a sense of humor.

Sacred Text Protector Prints

Explore inspiring art prints that honor the sacred text protector with witty and meaningful designs to brighten any room.

Sacred Text Protector T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts that showcase the sacred text protector with clever designs and thoughtful messages.