Holy Text Editor Pillows

God's Proofreader

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Editor.

"I have an app for that."

Meet the Author

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

The Ordered List

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

Books of Tablets

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Please hold your applause until I've read all ten.'

You Have 1 New Messages

"I translate books from English into better English."

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Safer Torah

'Scripts department' "I think old James has lost the plot"

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

"I think we'll put it out as a self-help guide."

'You called for tech support?'

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

Speling Bee

'I want to charter a tour of the promised land, double occupancy for 40,000...'

"Got anything to contribute to this month's marriage newsletter?"

This bible is finished so can you do a spell check please Father Barnabus.

The text commandments