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'Face it, Francois -- you're in a rut.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Baby rocks!

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Cometh the Cow!

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."