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"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Baby rocks!

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We should get out to the country more often."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Tree Squirrel

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Clandestine cows.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Car Journey.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Just in time

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!