Regional Explorer T-Shirts

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Baby rocks!

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Tree Squirrel

Clandestine cows.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Just in time

Car Journey.