Rustic Spirit Gifts

The Country Gent.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Moonbillies.

Early American Think Tank.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Inauguration of Love

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Marooned Painter

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Barn Wedding